Happy Valentine's Day!

This is a sign to treat your date to some chicken.

Try the sauce! Chicken is but a blank palette for you to smother in sauce. God, I love a sauce. A real saucy boy, yup, that's me.

This feels loosely based on when college friends and I would hang out late at Zaxbys. I'd always get the Insane sauce and try to dare whoever was unfortunate enough to eat with me to do the same.
No one else could handle it. No one else is on my level. But that was a long time ago, and the Insane sauce has long since been discontinued. Ah well.