Gotta love "guy falls down and hurts his balls". It's a classic gag. Haven't seen it in things in awhile.
What happened to that? We used to be a proper country.

So yea the idea is that he kept hitting himself at inconsistent intervals preventing him from falling for too long of a period of time. A dozen smaller hits instead of one big splat.

He uh, will not be attempting any more stunts for the remainder of this issue. Poor guy. Stick around to see what happens next!

Dare to suspend your disbelief! Sky Limit!